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A dispatch on uncategorized — filed May 12, 2026.
So today – a Tuesday, mind you, after I had already worked a full day like a functioning adult member of society – I decided to rearrange a room. Which sounds like a wholesome little post-work decompression activity, but is actually just an existential crisis cosplaying as productivity. Furniture: moved. Vibes: relocated. Spiritual cobwebs: temporarily […]
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— Inside this edition —
№01 · May 11, 2026
Let me paint you a picture of my life right now. It’s May. The eviction case is still going. I have been back and forth with a property management company so catastrophically incom…
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№02 · January 19, 2026
Today was… meh. Not devastating. Not inspiring. Just me, existing, and getting personally victimized by capitalism. I’m still broke as a joke and trying to figure out how the fuck …
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№03 · January 18, 2026
I was supposed to post daily. But every day feels like a new level unlocked in the game called Survival, and babes… I am tired. 2025 was a horrible year, and somehow it’s not even …
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№01 · August 25, 2025
It’s been one week since my mom arrived to stay with me for a while. The plan was simple: she’d stay a few months, help split rent, and we’d all save a little money. But life rarel…
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№02 · August 5, 2025
Today was my second day and overall – still in the groove. Work felt steady, the flow was good, and I even managed to keep up without spiraling. Progress, right? Earlier, my …
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№03 · July 25, 2025
Every once in a while, I stumble across a job listing that makes me want to water my plants, light a candle, and whisper to the universe: “You’ve got jokes.” Today’s delightful dis…
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29 dispatches filed to date
October came in hot with one of those “life is a sitcom but directed by someone who hates you” plots. Picture this: I’m …
Where did I leave off… oh right, eviction notices and financial chaos. So, update: I handled the eviction notice. Turns …
So, it’s been weeks. My so-called “daily blog” fell off the rails – but hey, consistency is overrated when your li…
Second week on the job and… I think I might have done too good of a job. My plate is officially overflowing, and yes, I …
You know how in The Handmaid’s Tale Gilead doesn’t just pop up one day? It creeps in. Quiet. Normalized. “For your safet…
You will not believe the bullshit I just went through today. The morning started off simple enough: woke up, had my coff…
Today was day four. Right before a meeting, my internet started acting up and I panicked. I asked if we could push it, e…
Today was my first day of work. After five long, strange, liminal months, I officially started a new part-time job. I wi…
Today wasn’t revolutionary, but it was… fine. And in this collapsing empire of mental health spirals and political absur…
There’s no nice way to say this, so I won’t bother trying: Childhood trauma doesn’t just vanish because we grew up and f…
Last Thursday started weird. You know those mornings where something feels off before you even open your eyes? That was …
So… I was awoken out of a dead sleep today, again. Not by an emergency. Not by my dogs needing to go out or merge with m…
So, last night? Zero sleep. And no, not because I was spiraling about today’s interview like some anxious Trashy raccoon…