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A dispatch on uncategorized — filed August 10, 2026.
Hello babes, it’s been a minute. I’ve been quiet because honestly, I didn’t know how to put any of this into words yet. Some days I feel like I’m just white-knuckling my way through this game called life, and this month has been one of those stretches. So let’s just get into it. The lawsuit […]
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№01 · July 3, 2026
Bestie. Babes. It has been a MINUTE. Let me catch you up, because since May 18th, life has continued to happen at me with the relentless enthusiasm of a golden retriever who has ju…
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№02 · May 18, 2026
Hello babes, it is Monday, which means it is time for me to perform the ancient ritual of Giving An Update. Brace yourselves: this weekend was actually… relaxing? Productive? I kno…
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№03 · May 12, 2026
So today – a Tuesday, mind you, after I had already worked a full day like a functioning adult member of society – I decided to rearrange a room. Which sounds like a wh…
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№01 · November 17, 2025
October came in hot with one of those “life is a sitcom but directed by someone who hates you” plots. Picture this: I’m inside a little store, doing the responsible-but-sad adult t…
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№02 · August 11, 2025
You know how in The Handmaid’s Tale Gilead doesn’t just pop up one day? It creeps in. Quiet. Normalized. “For your safety.” Well… here we are. Trump just sent the National Guard in…
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№03 · August 4, 2025
Today was my first day of work. After five long, strange, liminal months, I officially started a new part-time job. I wish I had something profound or dramatic to say about it, but…
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32 dispatches filed to date
Let me paint you a picture of my life right now. It’s May. The eviction case is still going. I have been back and forth …
Today was… meh. Not devastating. Not inspiring. Just me, existing, and getting personally victimized by capitalism. I’m …
I was supposed to post daily. But every day feels like a new level unlocked in the game called Survival, and babes… I am…
Where did I leave off… oh right, eviction notices and financial chaos. So, update: I handled the eviction notice. Turns …
So, it’s been weeks. My so-called “daily blog” fell off the rails – but hey, consistency is overrated when your li…
It’s been one week since my mom arrived to stay with me for a while. The plan was simple: she’d stay a few months, help …
Second week on the job and… I think I might have done too good of a job. My plate is officially overflowing, and yes, I …
You will not believe the bullshit I just went through today. The morning started off simple enough: woke up, had my coff…
Today was day four. Right before a meeting, my internet started acting up and I panicked. I asked if we could push it, e…
Today was my second day and overall – still in the groove. Work felt steady, the flow was good, and I even managed…
Today wasn’t revolutionary, but it was… fine. And in this collapsing empire of mental health spirals and political absur…
There’s no nice way to say this, so I won’t bother trying: Childhood trauma doesn’t just vanish because we grew up and f…
Every once in a while, I stumble across a job listing that makes me want to water my plants, light a candle, and whisper…